30 Relatively Stupid Sh*tposts To Help You Zone Out

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    Text - When you just woke up and the group chat is already lit I love the smell of memes in the morning
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    Text - rapunzelie I don't necessarily work "better under pressure." I just literally will not work until am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination Source: rapunzelie 223,662 notes
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    Text - Me: excuse me is the pilot vaping? Flight attendant: no there's a fire in the cockpit Me: oh thank god gettyimages B2MProductions
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    Stock photography - When u wake up with no hangover G:@daviedave
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    Blackboard - This beer Tastes Ike TM no going to Work to morrow Unknown NY
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    Text - pakalu papito @pakalupapito isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago 21/07/15 14:15 Source: tastefullyoffens.
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    Text - I love you. Skip Skip
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    Facial expression - when a sub walks in and they dont know your class is known for ruining careers, lives, and wills to live memes.com
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    Text - s M So Email us at sydta. Tweet your ven Dr SM SMS costs55cind.GS Overheard TOURIST: "Hi, I am from Sweden and l come in peace." Guy: "Hi, I am from Australia and I come in thongs." Lady for y whe mo Reine
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    Community - I've got a cauliflower for if a vegetarian comes.
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    Text - Megan Kelly Dunn @megankcomedy Hell is a person making u watch a video that's 10 mins long and keeps insisting "it gets good in a second"
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    Text - When find ya ex says they gonna someone better than you someone better than me OReno NEVADA Sant n Fr No Results Found OK
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    Adaptation - Look how instinctively, the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth. Nature is beautiful.
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    Photo caption - When my friend clicks on 5 false "Download" buttons while torrenting You are, without doubt, the worst pirate l've heard of
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/ stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.
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    Nose - I've been using this as a water bottle HERSHEY'S for about a month now. I kinda love GENUINE SYRUP the judging eyes it gets me at the дym
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    Text - @tokthadon Chick Fil A would NEVER let their line move that slow. He was cheating. Benz.@Damnlts_Kia My boyfriend really sat in the Chic Fil A line for me for about 3 hours I really love him Show this thread 11/6/18, 11:04 PM 4 Retweets 4 Likes
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    Face - When you move too fast & the snapchat filter comes off The Bitch Diaries
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    Text - Joyce @JoyceMeetsWorld Shoutout to the people who are trying to spend less money on eating out, so you go grocery shopping instead, but end up spending too much on a random assortment of foods that can barely make one meal, so you end up back in the drive-thru anyways. We're in this fight together.
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    Suit - my period me feeling confident about my mental health
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    Text - Marcus @STOPFLEXIN my little brother got in trouble again at school today because a lil girl "accidently" walked in the boys restroom and he said "WHAT R U DOING IN MY SWAMP?" and it made her cry.
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    Text - sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn't some weird extended practical joke Source: sluttywidow
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    Font - Once you start clapping you never stop, there is just a longer interval between claps
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    Text - Southerners: this snow is so pretty! Northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. I was born in an igloo and I drove to school on a snowmobile. We eat ice for every meal. I can't wait to die in a snow bank. Warmth? Never heard of it.
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    Text - Reverend Chapman @Wadatahmydamie For the good of mankind, I've decided to start a charity called Vaccines without borders. Donate today, and we'll vaccinate a Libertarian/Jenny McCarthy mom via blowgun for the good of herd immunity. 11/2/18, 7:37 AM
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings every time i get brushed. i have to take my collar off. the human always laughs. and says that i'm naked. but joke's on them. i'm very confident in my body
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    Cartoon - *store opens at 8am* White people at 8 am:
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    Text - Benjamin Park @BenjaminEPark I swear Florida could be voting between ice cream and a kick to the head and the results would be 50.5%-49.5%
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    Text - Me finding out that dogs sneeze when we play with them to let us know that it's not a real fight and they don't want to hurt us
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    Text - when u yelling at bae and they start yelling back making valid points i am soft pls do not yell at me

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